Dear unloving people,

 

This is Cupid officially resigning from my terrible job. My reasons for leaving are simple, all of you are lying, back stabbing cheaters. I set you up with a perfect soulmate, and what do you do? You go and cheat on them! Do you know how hard it is to do this darn job?  Do you not understand my struggle? I spend countless hours on Twitter and Instagram trying to match make , you ungrateful people, to have all my work ruined. I AM DONE! Good luck finding true love and hope you enjoy your loveless Valentine ’s Day. Go buy yourself a sad, worthless box of chocolates and your stupid flowers.

 

 

Loveless,

Cupid